Month: May 1996

“I will get even with you. Somehow. Somewhere. When you least expect it, I will get even with you,” Daisy Mae promised Bubba. Bubba had phoned her teenagers while she was out sparking with Freddy and plotted to have them call her at Freddy’s to say “Momma, it’s 9 o’clock. It’s time to come home.”…

“Would you pray for us? We are having problems with our son stealing.” I was at the end of my parental rope. “If a child is raise right …” my listener began. I took the issue up with God myself. He understood, The two perfect people He created and taught had not kept their fingers…

Mother’s Day was such a warm fuzzy day: breakfast in bed, Sunday dinner at the restaurant and greeting cards. Welcome to Monday at Mother’s Day. The junior high student wrote the fantastic card has to be reminded three times to bring his clothes to be washed. The teen who took Mom to get a burger…

“You are NOT going to wear at T-shirt to the formal!,” I gasped. “Wear your suit.” “Can’t. It doesn’t fit me anymore.” I marched him back to his closet, pulled out the jacked and toldhiim to put it on. His shoulders stretched the seams to their limits. His forearms dangled below the sleeves. “At least…